1/04/2011

Cranium Polar Bear ABC Review

Cranium Polar Bear ABC
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Phenomenally unfun.Ridiculously nonfunctional.

This is the worst toy/game I have ever subjected my family to.As another reviewer points out, a spelling game with a partial alphabet?Should have stopped there, Hasbro.But you didn't, oh no, you didn't.

So the "game" is to pull out letters at random and fit them into a (cheap/poorly constructed) word form.That's pretty much it.Of course there are only about 12 words -- so you can see the replay value drops off sharply here.

However "replay" involves the word "play", which to my naive ears sounds like fun.This game is not fun.It is a toddler version of doing TPS reports.It should come with a grey cubicle and a stuttering overhead fluorescent light.Maybe some Spin Doctors musak. Your child will have absolutely no sense of joy personal fulfillment at completion of their menial task.

I could go on to say the "equipment" is the worst low-quality plastic garbage made in all of the Pacific Rim.The magnetized fishing pole manages to pull out a letter perhaps 18% of the time.I have no idea what the polar bear does here.Perhaps it watches you.Perhaps it is having more fun than you are.That wouldn't be too hard.But at this point you get the picture.Take the 20 dollar bill you would spend on this garbage and use it as a diaper wipe.You will get more enjoyment out of that than you will ever get out of this terrible waste of a game.Avoid at all costs.

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Use a cute polar bear pal to help kids spell and read.

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